Assassination Custard is a café & brunch in Dublin 8, Co. Dublin serving Café food. Rated 4.8/5 from 117 reviews.
Opening hours
- MondayClosed
- TuesdayClosed
- Wednesday12:00 – 2:00 PM
- Thursday12:00 – 2:00 PM
- Friday12:00 – 2:00 PM
- SaturdayClosed
- SundayClosed
What visitors say
It was really really nice, wasn't the biggest fan of the fava beans but the rest was lovely! Also grabbed some meringue and piccadillo which I'm excited to try! Lovely people running it and lovely people eating there. The aubergine is a must have if it's on the menu, one of the tastiest things I've ever had hands…Harry · 4★
There is a reason a small place like assassination custard can last 11 years and that's the quality of the food and the service. An amazing husband and wife team serving up uncomplicated small plates of amazing food that are so flavourful. Order three to four per person and you will be well fed. Either of the team…Andrew C · 5★
After seeing some chatter about the smallest restaurant in Dublin, I wanted to taste it for myself. The menu is concise and ingredient driven with about 10 items. Wines were by the glass and we started with a Txakoli and then a lighter Nebbioli. We had 8 of the dishes offeres today and had the Chef Ken and his…todd sawyer · 5★




